Then this is the place for you. We've been through WANK before it had a special name. We've been through ship wars conducted on GENIE. We used to hide our porn on mailing-lists or in zines.
Pull up your walker, have a seat in the rocking chair and take a load off those poor Brontosaurus bones.
Because we remember when Brontosaurus was a dinosaur, Pluto was a planet, and Coke came in New and Classic varieties.
Because yes, we are fandom dinosaurs. We are just that old. *g*
Comment, tell stories, post, rant about the newbies, whatever.
We're all grown-ups, right? Use common sense and common decency and MOM will not have to smack you. 'kay? okay.